James Wynn

I had a nice page long rant about spam and religion written and was just doing some finishing touches before submitting it when I found a very interesting feature on my temporary keyboard. Half of the left shift key was replaced by some function key. I figured this key was probably harmless because it most likely needed some additional piece of software to do anything. So I didn’t really think about it. Now back to my story. I was just about to submit this elegant and well thought out rant about something or other, when I accidently pressed this function key combined with the left arrow key. Apparently this specific key combination (which was unlabeled) sends a signal to Windows (hate hate hate) to terminate all open programs and to shut down. Imagine my displeasure when a good 20 minutes of work just disappears before my eyes. Being naught that I could do to save my now irrevocably dissipated observations, I set out to rectify the situation as best I could. I have since transplanted said keyboard onto my roommates computer and now have stolen his. MWAHAHA.