Americans Love Being Fat

January 29th, 2007

For far too long American’s have been obese. In fact, until recently, America was the #1 fattest country in the world. In a culture that should be enlightened enough to realize that girth does not equate to wealth, it seems that people still think that “being heavy” is acceptable, if not a little desirable. Numerous times, people have said to me, “You’re too skinny” or “Eat a hamburger!” Yet, I am still technically over weight!

Our culture has BRAINWASHED itself into thinking that BEING FAT is NORMAL! Does this make any sense? Fat people have shorter lives, suffer poorer health, and have less energy than do people in good condition. Why would anyone accept a lesser life when presented with opportunity to be healthy? Several explanations jump to mind: laziness, apathy, masochism. Unless they have a serious issue that is effecting their health in general, there is absolutely no reason for this. And no obesity is not some sort of disability. If it is, its only on so much as stupidity.

Many of the few that actually realize that their state is not optimal, nor desirable choose to try to better themselves, however pitifully it is. Not all, but many seem to just not realize how the body works. They think just by eating less, or eating almost an arbitrary selection of food will help them lose weight. This might work for a lucky few, and by “lucky few” I mean about 0.0001% of those who try, which effectively makes it an urban legend. The real key here is to actually exercise. I’m not referring to the TV gimmicks of dancing around with some strange contraption for 20 minutes a day. No, actual exercise. Running, biking, swimming, jumping rope. And do it for at least 1 to 2 hours per day. Drastic? No. How much TV does the average American watch per day? Probably more than 1 to 2 hours, during which time they are likely getting fatter.

Another issue that is holding back our sad and inept fellow Americans is the bureaucracy. This isn’t an attack on corporate America. Its an attack on human nature, because bureaucracy is an extension of human nature. Companies put all sorts of unhealthy material in food: high fructose corn syrup, caffeine, trans-fats, etc. They put these in there for two reasons. One, its cheaper. It saves them money so they can put out more product and gain more profit. There is nothing wrong with this, its the way capitalism works. Deal with it. Two, it makes the consumer want the unhealthy product more. The problems with this are so obvious they hardly need to be pointed out. The real problem is when these companies push to make these chemicals legal. High fructose corn syrup for example is the sweetener in almost 90% of the food the average American consumes. This chemical is little used outside of America because of the health hazard that it creates. There are actually healthy alternatives to HFCS that are used throughout the world, but are illegal in the US. The FDA banned them for being hazardous in spite of the fact that there were no documented health risks. The reasons, presumably are to protect corn farmers and keep money in the US. This seems to fall outside of the FDA’s jurisdiction. And the most important reason: HFCS suppresses the bodies natural ability to feel satiated after eating. It inhibits the stomach and convinces the brain to keep eating. Rampant consumerism is the answer.

In recap, most fat people are brainwashed victims of their own stupidity and need to read some information about health, look at the outside world, stop eating fast food, and above all else turn off the TV and exercise.

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A Decent Alternative

January 19th, 2007

I just had the greatest dream ever.  A simple dream.  The dream of the worker.  I threw all responsibility to the wind, ditched everything and without a word to anyone flew half-way across the world to live in a tiny little apartment in the middle of Japan.  I hadn’t given this much thought until now, but its looking increasingly attractive.  Damn responsibility. Damn obligations. Damn The Man. Risky? Sure, but whats life without risk?

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Moving into the “real” world

December 21st, 2006

So, I’ve officially graduated and I didn’t even get a ceremony from my school.  The University of Oklahoma’s College of Engineering is pretty awesome like that.  In fact now that I have a real software job I’m seeing all the holes in my education.  I’m becoming increasingly irritated by this “education” that I have received.  Appropriately nonsensical words like “craptastic” come to mind.

This experience has led me to decide to write not only a review of my education, but an in depth critique if time permits.  I’d like to start with my program in particular, but in the long run I’ll review the entire educational process.  I’ll try to push out the first part before the first of the new year.
Incidentally, and not connected in any way to my graduation, I’ve also chopped the mop.  No, it wasn’t to impress prospective employers.  I don’t play that game.  In fact I did all my interviewing and got my job long before I cut my hair.  I’ll try to post some pictures before too long.

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Adventures in The Not So Far East: New York and New Jersey

November 12th, 2006

I just returned from an expedition to the concrete jungles of New York and New Jersey and I must say they are terribly misrepresented by many movies and television shows. I encountered quite a number of people very helpful and polite people while traveling about the area and must say New York really is a friendly city. People aside, I enjoyed many other entertainments during my stay.

Monday, Nov 6th:
Arrived at Newerk Airport around noon and met up with some friends from my latest stay in Japan, namely Erin, Sofie, and Ashley. We ran around Rutgars University’s campus for a bit, met up with one of Ashley’s friends and then watched Borat at the theater. For dinner we hit up this Jersey-style deli called Harold’s, apparently famous for huge cheesecakes and huge sandwiches. We endulged in some of the best pastrami I’ve ever had, and I tried a knish (some sort of fried potatoe-onion thing). We had a rather amusing waiter with a heavy brooklyn accent who antagonized us most entertainingly.

Tuesday, Nov 7th:
We awoke early and enjoyed real Jersey-style Bagels. Fresh. Delicious. Then we headed up for our first day in New York. We met up with our English friend Vanessa and toured around the World Trade Center area and then headed on to Chinatown, where we had a Dim Sum lunch) and then through Little Italy. We then met up with Vanessa’s friend Injy, who lives in the area, and did some shopping, saw Union Square, Time Square, and various other centers. We eventually met up with my friend Colin, who also lives in the area, and watched Evil Dead the Musical. Absolutely fantastic. If you like B Horror movies, or musicals, or really anything that Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell have done you will enjoy this show emensely.

Wednesday, Nov 8th:
I took a break this day and chilled at Ashley’s parents house in New Jersey. Everyone else went to a sold out Basketball game. By the way, do NOT watch a movie called “The Watcher.” It’s terrible.

Thursday, Nov 9th:
We spent another day in the city. We ate lunch at The Empire State building, and then ascended it, partaking in both their virtual city tour and looking out from atop. We checked out a fantastic chocolate shop (I am at this point still running around with just girls). We then went walking and ice skating in Central Park.  We then headed back to Jersey to meet up with Ashley and go partying at Rutgars.  Rutgars won their football game and rioted.  And I do mean riot, there were torches and more police than I had ever seen after a football game.  OU loves football, but this was just craziness.

Friday, Nov 10th:
Friday we got up and headed back for the city.  We had intended to see the Statue of Liberty and Ellis island, but there were some problems with the tickets.  Instead we went on a tour of the United Nations; this was quite a sight and I do recommend it.  After the U.N. was the Metropolitan Museum of Art, to see some excellent art displays.

Saturday, Nov 11th:
We finally see the Statue of Liberty and Ellis island.  I wish there had been more time for Ellis island, but I had a flight to catch.  After spending far too long in airports and trains, I arrived back in Oklahoma.  Tired.  Quite tired.

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