1. Eat whatever I want.
Since I’m already a fat guy, I don’t need to worry about every calorie I consume, I don’t need to “watch what I eat” or anything like that. I want ice cream, I get ice cream. I want pizza, I get pizza. Hey, even if I want McDonald’s I get McDonald’s! And I like to eat for the taste, I like to eat for the sake of eating, and, I like the feeling of being full. So there is one reason being a fat dude really is awesome.

2. Physical activity?
Since I chose the fatass lifestyle, I really don’t need to worry about excersize, because 2 hours of excersize is two hours two many, it’s two hours I could spend doing all kinds of other stuff, and fat guys don’t just watch TV. I could be doing something productive or social. I could be catching up on my work, or studying something I express interest in. So there’s an other reason.

3. The fun of it
Skinny people may never understand this, but I love being the fat guy. I love having all my friends make fun of me (in a friendly way of course) and I love being able to make jokes about my weight. Being the fat guy is fun. Also maybe this is just me, but fat is a very amusing substance, it’s bouncy, jiggly and often something I turn to for entertainment when I’m bored. Trust me, being fat isn’t all that bad.

The things people worry about.
1. Health. Yes, I know it’s not as healthy being fat. But I’m not obese, and I don’t feel sick all the time and studies show that it really only lowers you life by an average of 7 years if your obese, I’m not obese I’m overweight. I don’t think the health risks of being overweight are anything to worry about too much. this is just paranoia that devastates our nation.
2. Girls. A lot of people think fat guys can’t get girls, but this isn’t true. I have never had trouble getting a girl because of my weight, confidence will make weight not matter

So there I’m fat, I’m going to be fat, and I’m going to like it.
What’re you going to do about it?